Dear Boot-Lovers,
The reader invited as pedestrian to one of our nocturnal events is here reminded of the impoliteness of staring at the guest from Bootes in her rapid descent by scarab-beetle to the surface of this, your planet. The applicant member of Heel! should therefore refrain from any attempt at small talk, to break the ice, to crack the joke and not the whip. Nor do I operate the "first come, first served door policy" presumed in her rude email by this american with its subject line, "Heel! tickets". Evidence of breeding, of the hybrid man, the rubberman, should be provided only verbally, by email, in his own webbed hand or ambidextrous foot.
Madame de Morville